My Kilt

I pro­cured a black Uti­lik­ilt a few weeks back and started wear­ing it to munches and to the dun­geon. I wear a black biker jacket, black t-​shirt and black tac­ti­cal boots with it and of course the only thing under the kilt is the boots. Any­body who wants to see if that’s true is wel­come to reach in; the whole thing is like a big fly.

I’m lucky in that all women (and even some men) say that I have the legs to pull off a kilt. This is the first time in my life I’ve been happy about my mas­sive legs.

I have received more gra­tu­itous blowjobs than I can shake my stick at and the kilt is com­fort­able to wear. Liv­ing in the desert, I imag­ine it will be great in the sum­mer. My only prob­lem is to fig­ure out how to sit down like a lady with­out get­ting my naked butt on the seat.

All in all, it’s the best $200 I have ever spent and I’m think­ing of get­ting one in every color. I’m going to sub­sti­tute kilts for shorts because life is too short to not wear kilts.

Gen­tle­men: hang it all out and live free.

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Luna March 12, 2010 at 8:09 PM

Long live kilts and the men who wear them.

xoxo
~Luna

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vanimp February 13, 2010 at 12:56 AM

Kilts are ‘rawrrrrr’ … best thing evah invented. My scottish blood maybe slightly biased ;)

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sweettart February 12, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Love a kilt and yes you need ‘legs’ to wear them. A whole wardrobe you say? *cheeky grin* Photo please?

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Dreamwalker February 12, 2010 at 12:06 PM

I’ll see what I can do about procuring photographic evidence of my exploits into fashion. ;-)

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Britt February 12, 2010 at 12:48 AM

Sure, I’d suck off a guy who wears a kilt. Fuckin hawt!

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