I procured a black Utilikilt a few weeks back and started wearing it to munches and to the dungeon. I wear a black biker jacket, black t-shirt and black tactical boots with it and of course the only thing under the kilt is the boots. Anybody who wants to see if that’s true is welcome to reach in; the whole thing is like a big fly.
I’m lucky in that all women (and even some men) say that I have the legs to pull off a kilt. This is the first time in my life I’ve been happy about my massive legs.
I have received more gratuitous blowjobs than I can shake my stick at and the kilt is comfortable to wear. Living in the desert, I imagine it will be great in the summer. My only problem is to figure out how to sit down like a lady without getting my naked butt on the seat.
All in all, it’s the best $200 I have ever spent and I’m thinking of getting one in every color. I’m going to substitute kilts for shorts because life is too short to not wear kilts.
Gentlemen: hang it all out and live free.


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Long live kilts and the men who wear them.
xoxo
~Luna
Kilts are ‘rawrrrrr’ … best thing evah invented. My scottish blood maybe slightly biased
Love a kilt and yes you need ‘legs’ to wear them. A whole wardrobe you say? *cheeky grin* Photo please?
I’ll see what I can do about procuring photographic evidence of my exploits into fashion.
Sure, I’d suck off a guy who wears a kilt. Fuckin hawt!