Q: Are You a Breast Man or an Ass Man?

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A: I’m an ass man who loves breasts.

I’m not sure how to accu­rately explain the ass man thing. Visu­ally, I am attracted to every part of a woman that con­veys fem­i­nin­ity; soft skin, hair, del­i­cate fea­tures, curves, and so on.

For instance, I enjoy breasts (not for size but in shape and how soft they appear) but I can­not remem­ber the last time I did a double-​take for a pair of breasts. Or hair. Or skin. Or fea­tures, and that includes a pretty face. I reg­is­ter pret­ti­ness as well as the next guy, but it does not make my eyes stay on a woman longer.

How­ever, I do double-​takes on a defined waist and a gen­er­ous lower body. Often. When a woman fills out her jeans with curvy hips and a round butt or when you can see a jig­gle through the fab­ric of her skirt, I am transfixed.

Some ass men go for the lower body to the exclu­sion of every­thing else, so I feel the need to explain that I am an ass man who loves breasts. I can spend for­ever play­ing with breasts and nip­ples and I can get lost in a nicely shaped cleav­age, but it is the waist, the hips, and spank­able cheeks that rock my boat.

Not too sel­dom I hear women com­plain about their asses and I want to exclaim, “Hey, lady, you don’t have enough!” Chances are that if a woman thinks her butt is too big, I will think it is per­fect. I don’t see cel­lulite and sad­dle­bags; I only see womanly curves and I want me some of that, thank you very much.

I sup­pose that is what ass man means to me. Note though, that I am also a brain man, a soft-​skin man, a delicate-​and-​feminine-​hands man, a warm-​and-​generous-​heart man, a someone-​I-​respect man, a sensitive-​nipples man, and so on. The best butt in the world can­not make up for lack­ing con­ver­sa­tion, for example.

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Dreamwalker November 30, 2009 at 1:02 PM

I have one of those big gyms not far from where I live, but I go to a smaller one in the same chain roughly the same distance simply because I like the atmosphere better.

Anyway, walking to the locker rooms, you pass the one large aerobics studio with the whole wall being a big window. For some reason I seem to time walking to the locker room just as this packed Yoga class is doing Downward Facing Dog, and they are facing away from the window.

Man, that is quite a view. I mean, dude…

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