Q: Are You a Breast Man or an Ass Man?

A: I’m an ass man who loves breasts.

I’m not sure how to accu­rately explain the ass man thing. Visu­ally, I am attracted to every part of a woman that con­veys fem­i­nin­ity; soft skin, hair, del­i­cate fea­tures, curves, and so on.

For instance, I enjoy breasts (not for size but in shape and how soft they appear) but I can­not remem­ber the last time I did a double-​​take for a pair of breasts. Or hair. Or skin. Or fea­tures, and that includes a pretty face. I reg­is­ter pret­ti­ness as well as the next guy, but it does not make my eyes stay on a woman longer.

How­ever, I do double-​​takes on a defined waist and a gen­er­ous lower body. Often. When a woman fills out her jeans with curvy hips and a round butt or when you can see a jig­gle through the fab­ric of her skirt, I am transfixed.

Some ass men go for the lower body to the exclu­sion of every­thing else, so I feel the need to explain that I am an ass man who loves breasts. I can spend for­ever play­ing with breasts and nip­ples and I can get lost in a nicely shaped cleav­age, but it is the waist, the hips, and spank­able cheeks that rock my boat.

Not too sel­dom I hear women com­plain about their asses and I want to exclaim, “Hey, lady, you don’t have enough!” Chances are that if a woman thinks her butt is too big, I will think it is per­fect. I don’t see cel­lulite and sad­dle­bags; I only see wom­anly curves and I want me some of that, thank you very much.

I sup­pose that is what ass man means to me. Note though, that I am also a brain man, a soft-​​skin man, a delicate-​​and-​​feminine-​​hands man, a warm-​​and-​​generous-​​heart man, a someone-​​I-​​respect man, a sensitive-​​nipples man, and so on. The best butt in the world can­not make up for lack­ing con­ver­sa­tion, for example.

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Dreamwalker November 30, 2009 at 1:02 PM

I have one of those big gyms not far from where I live, but I go to a smaller one in the same chain roughly the same dis­tance sim­ply because I like the atmos­phere better.

Any­way, walk­ing to the locker rooms, you pass the one large aer­o­bics stu­dio with the whole wall being a big win­dow. For some rea­son I seem to time walk­ing to the locker room just as this packed Yoga class is doing Down­ward Fac­ing Dog, and they are fac­ing away from the window.

Man, that is quite a view. I mean, dude…

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