- Girls. They are freaking cool and an awesome invention. God had a good day when he came up with those. They are soft and pretty and smell good. And they have delightful little butts.
- Coffee. That was another good day that makes my days better.
- GPS Navigators. Having just moved to Orange County, California, one of those is indispensible. I remember printing out directions from Google maps and never being able to deviate. If I missed an exit, I had to retrace my steps lest the instructions would be useless. These things make getting lost fun.
- Internet. I honestly can’t remember life before the internet. Can you? Really?
- The kink community in general and FetLife in particular. I have made real and good friends in this community, locally and on the web. More and better than before I came out. You guys are awesome. Truly awesome.
- Coffee. Well, so I just made a new cup. So I like it. So what?
- DVRs. Can’t remember the last time I saw a commercial. I feel wonderfully uninformed about current purchasing trends and I no longer know way too much about feminine hygiene products. Sorry girls, but I prefer your visits to the powder room to be clouded behind a veil of magic.
- Kilts. Girls get really curious what’s underneath that kilt. Do the math.
- Skirts. Guys know what’s underneath that skirt. Do the math.
- Starbucks. Yeah, well…
- iPhone. I love my iPhone. Recently, I discovered that you can make calls on it too, not just browse the web, check email, and text people. W@@t! They think of everything.
- Amazon. I order dog food and cat litter from Amazon and the FedEx guy huffingly and puffingly delivers it at my door step. Gotta love that. Really. I’m a lazy bastard.
- The baker’s dozen. Can’t knock ordering a dozen bear claws and getting 13 or thinking that you will get a list of top 10 inventions and then getting three for free. Just sayin’…
Top Ten Awesome Inventions
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I guess though that I should be glad that you like coffee three times as much as girls. LOL…. I know…I have seen in person what a Venti Americano with 3 extra shots does to your nether regions. Teeeee heeee…
But kinky girls in skirts is neck-and-neck with coffee…
He is a lover of women. If he had to choose between the two, I am sure he would choose women, although without his morning coffee, he might have to change his name to SleepWalker. He is so cute in the morning before his coffee.
14. GentleSpirit. (Couldn’t Resist)
15. GentleSpirit’s mashed potatoes. ‘Nuff said.